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Before Elaine gets to work, her boss and I wonder what the Drama of the Day will be. Today we thought it was going to be her kids but a sneezing fit inspired this (I've been tweeting these for my own amusement):

Perpetually Dramatic Coworker: Oh, my asthma is so bad. The air is cloudy near the bathrooms downstairs
*building also has 3rd fl bathroom & no construction*
PDC: *weak cough*
PDC: I don't know if I can keep dealing with this
*is standing 5 feet from not turned on air cleaner*


I try not to laugh too hard when I look into her boss's office and he does this

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Previous tweets from the last few days:

Perpetually Dramatic Coworker: There are meetings going on downstairs about (not our group) upcoming move
PDC's boss: And?
PDC: Should I be worried about these meetings?
PDC's boss: Did you suddenly get transferred to the group that's moving?
PDC: Uh...no?
PDC's boss: Then no.

Perpetually dramatic coworker: Do you know EVERY time I go to the basement, I sneeze?
*no one responds*
PDC: Do you KNOW?
Me: No, but then again, I don't keep a log of every one of your bodily expulsions.
PDC's boss: *tries not to laugh*

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veganhothead
Feb. 1st, 2019 02:18 am (UTC)
Ha! Way to put the twit in her place!
spiffikins
Feb. 1st, 2019 02:36 am (UTC)
I'm laughing, but also I feeeel for you - that is SO irritating!
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